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we miles get into some interesting stuff

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please climb baby let's talk about the

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Brown Mountain UFO for UFOs well it's

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gonna be the Brown Mountain yeah come on

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who's new to someone last name brown but

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I dated a girl called the Brown Mountain

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excuse me that junk of the truck you

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should play know about that [\h__\h] I'm not

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gonna do the girl [\h__\h] man maybe I would

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did a girl in the ship likes school

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debris round mouth yeah I guess you're

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right okay how's this kind of

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insinuating I was probably dating uh you

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know large black one yes that's correct

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so that might eat 14 36 so I i sent this

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article in jeff it's called the Brown

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Mountain UFOs and you read this article

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can you give us a little rundown on

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what's going on with the Brown Mountain

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well there's a brown mountain there's a

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there's actually phenomenon that goes

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down there some kind of a ghost light

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it's actually been recorded you could

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actually really great video in the

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article see and actually see these

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lights that appear but um this is

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recovered by this kind of links to

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Kentucky goblins to it it kind of the

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end of the article but uh there's these

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Mountain lights to be recorded by many

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people and they're rare unexplained they

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occur they still occurred of this day

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they've been seen as far back as the

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twelve hundreds by Native American

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tribes so and we talked about the

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Kentucky goblins on the end of the last

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podcast after you vacated and we didn't

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really dig too deep into the Kentucky

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doc goblins I think we that we should

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it's pretty a really elaborate story

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because there's that one specific

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account the family but yeah actually

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steers universe episode again today yeah

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that's a good one not people through the

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Kentucky goblins just bunch of rednecks

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down there in the woods making moonshine

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but no there's a legitimate stories in

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sightings that people it's a one

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particular region of the woods in

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Kentucky it's on the eastern side and it

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has repeated stories of

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paranormal activity UFO sightings a

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whole bunch of along the storied history

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but I'm sorry Jeff please go on about

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the Brown Mountain my girlfriend yes so

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this guy in the 1960s named Ralph alejo

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and he apparently had been investigating

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the lights because of he's heard of a

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lot of you know stuff going on with the

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phenomenon he like got down you know on

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the I guess forest floor in the valley

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apparently a orb flew over him close his

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mesmerised by and he likes canned him

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and he followed it back to a cave follow

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them back to okay now I'm reading down

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the story as your kind of paraphrasing

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it and I see a headline here says a

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furniture salesman goes to space is

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where you get into oh yeah okay good

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yeah we have to have that one yeah so I

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see we just ease off um you know lah

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blah blah there's all these lights he

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saw this thing in the forest and he went

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back to a cave let's see and we find the

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exact thing it was tell 10 or 12 feet

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across the object almost perfect circle

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a brown center that was touching the

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ground was floating luminescent then

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after chasing the radiant light through

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the valley followed it he watches it

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dart into a cave emerging from some gray

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yeah darting to a cave emerging from the

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base of the mountain and he went inside

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the cage he watched the boulder slide

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open so the orb pastor this Boulder side

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of a cave got like a gate he kept

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following it and then he's come up these

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crystalline titles kind of very really

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said it looks at his cup by laser and he

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found the light source he found himself

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in a massive chamber where he heard a

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voice that said do not fear there's no

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danger here apparently he sat down on

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some seat provided for him probably a

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rock or something who knows and it's the

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giant glowing lights it was a gas based

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life form from the planet Venus it

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shared with him the secret of mankind

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that humans were not had not developed

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an earth but instead they'd come from a

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planet hey wom or P WOM and it was

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destroyed by terrible accident that

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involves splitting electrons so the

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Venetians um venetian gas alien

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which takes the form of light is tell

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you to be called Venetians ah they're

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from editions of people from Venice he

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met some people from Smith some Italian

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de sus a small Polynesian my cave he's a

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secret of life not he gay I so Ralph the

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furniture salesman chases a glowing orb

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into a cave and talks to gas entities

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from Venus didn't provide him with an

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IKEA chair yes and they explained to

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them look yeah you guys aren't from here

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and actually you guys destroyed

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yourselves by creating nuclear weapons

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in the past and splitting the atom or

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splitting electrons yes add one another

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on paywall the humans original Planet ah

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no Venusian is what they're called not

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in the juicing oven new she is not

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Venetians um he said okay he said in the

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bean told him to warn he made any about

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the danger they're in and if he failed

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the new shoes have no choice but to

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destroy me and for good for the good of

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the planet and they thought those your

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salesman has to warn people of what ya

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do not split the electron not not the

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animal I guess I'll he's putting

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electrons is somehow worsen will destroy

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a planet have we splitting the electrons

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yet isn't that what the electron

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collider does it collides electrons to

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make them split not sure so are we gonna

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get exploded by some gases are we gonna

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be attacked by explosive gas hopefully I

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mean we I mean cheats a bunch of beans

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and attacked by Venetians go to ikea and

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warn the people

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about the dangers of humanity but I just

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elephants could be electron tell the

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cash register one the store manager not

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to split the atom so here's where

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furniture salesman cuz the spazi you

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returns second several weeks later on a

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second trip to the cave where he was

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again met by the mysterious glowing

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light had the mysterious numbing

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sensation and he heard a voice said

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welcome friend welcome friend so his by

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keeping the location the Cape seeker

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Ralph had passed the voices test I guess

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the beam where the lights tested offered

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an opportunity of lifetime in return if

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you wish the if he wished the Venetians

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would allow him to enter one of their

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crafts they stored inside the mountain

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where safely inside the ship he could be

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transported to their home planet of

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Venus what though we're taking you to

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Venus to enslave you to make furniture

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for us and clean our bathrooms what is a

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gas platform spaceship like its various

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thinks it's not horrible it's just a

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glass bubbles it's a fiber carbon porta

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potti does it have blue liquid yeah yes

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that's it runs off those are actually

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spaceship that's actually rocket fuel

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Margera p oh that explains the homeless

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guy in New York that used to live in the

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porta potty he makes a lot more sense

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now he asked life-form from Venus so he

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without hesitation he climbed in there

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and they took him off to Venus hizo when

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they reached Venus ralph was greeted by

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a group of friendly Venetians but they

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looked a bit I'll said he looked a bit

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like humans did but more beautiful in

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every way so the super beautiful humans

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that apparently doesn't they look like

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on Venus when they're on their gas

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planet is he an article a way they

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become human life-forms on Venus

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apparently I don't know they said they

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look like humans in their own Venus

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they're just like nanu nanu we have

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bodies now I guess because they're gasps

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there's more guests that I did there's

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no explanation for that alright sounds

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like this furniture salesman was huffing

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some [\h__\h] varnish

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like it's better his first resettlement

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John Venus say hey this place stinks I

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would have been here sooner but I ran

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out of gas so he knew his aliens were

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eager to study other new friend planet

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Earth me notice that they were all male

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as he scanned the crowd his eyes caught

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a glimpse of a bluff yash figure in the

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distance they're all male uh well

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there-there was watching in the and

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commotion one of them was the most

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beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on

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she was hypnotizing oh wow wait a minute

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this together sounds like a time machine

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this guy just he just huffed varnish and

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read The Time Machine now well we maybe

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could avoid one sanedo men had finished

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up poking and prodding Ralph rushed to

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the gorgeous you welcome my friend

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supplements we're excited to see you

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what would it be after they poked in

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prior to him what did they do to him for

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refreshments I know he ran over to the

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alien woman and started giving her tons

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of compliments what the hell is just

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trying to pick up alien babes well I

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mean he's the only one there why not I

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mean that's what Captain Kirk does it's

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true so I this is taught this is the

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most humble thing the story racer they

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pick up the only single furniture sales

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with honor apparently okay boner so what

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once okay he uh ok so the shower charter

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of compliments he had some poking and

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prodding on his mind as well and as it

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would happen she took him up on the

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offer so I'm so after the lady okay

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you're done let's uh let's take a tour

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of the city yep exactly you're done we

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brought you here to have sexual audits

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woman now it's two rooms she's just

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smoking a cigarette and they revealed

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the that there are many more beans among

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stars of many more different alien races

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i guess and then the revoke his

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intergalactic passport apparently told

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me he had to leave wait wait wait with

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who issues intergalactic passports i

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guess it was more of its kind of instead

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a device they used in the story say they

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told him he you know the game the Donald

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Trump you had they have to go

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back Naga oh my gosh look at all of this

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is that what he is saying like I he this

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has got to be mind-boggling to a person

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who's taken to Venus has sex with the

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only woman there right the most

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beautiful woman on the planet saw not

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only woman he saw didn't mention that

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the green she had green skin and then

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they'd shown the city is it oh by the

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way here's the seekers of the galaxy

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universe and by the way we're revoking

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your passport now get the [\h__\h] out of

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here why they revoke his passport what'd

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he do he beggar took a tour of the city

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they taught him about all the other

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alien races and he said you gotta go so

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she basically pulled a George Costanza

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and had sex with somebody wasn't

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supposed to sounds like it yeah I mean

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Gus away all the other dudes are like

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he's just going there to have tea with

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her we think about it they bring in

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another male have sex with the only

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other beautiful Venetian on the planet

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maybe the rest of the dudes in the

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planner gay there they discover

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Venetians an alien race of cuckold I

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don't know so so he's on Venus I said

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dude you got to get out of your dude

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you're hammered you've been drinking

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wine all day having sex everything that

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you can and but we didn't we only now

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found at your fertile salesman we

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thought your Obama and so you got to go

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you really yeah we know you're someone

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more important and there's like you know

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we really do have to get going yep we

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really do so when they return from space

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space adventure he was reminded to

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spread the word about the dangers of

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electron splitting once again when you

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go back like here make sure you clean

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the restrooms and inform people not the

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slippy Adam

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and make better furniture do yeah yeah

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yeahs use a hex wrench so as they were

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leaving the mountain they he discovered

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a mummified body a small body humanoid

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creature is only a few feet tall it was

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a large round head and when Ralf and

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card about the dead being the glowing or

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replied that he was free to remove it

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take it with him the service proof of

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his journey go ahead and clean up the

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dead bodies we left here oh oh you want

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that that um yeah I mean it's trash but

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yes you can have it if you like it I was

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just gonna leave it lay there for

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centuries but if you want to suppose you

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could take it for a gift and one aliens

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trash is another alien stretcher I

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suppose so this is then they show the

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only known photo of the alien mummy here

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in this article yes they do that looks

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like I'm dehydrated like doll it looks

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like your typical Venetian yeah I like

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his lovely your typical short Italian

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man so it says right here under this

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above this picture the entire trip had

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taken ralph only eight hours and soon he

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found himself back in the forest at the

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base of Brown Mountain this and that's

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he woke up with the varnish stains

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around the mouth and he was like holy

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[\h__\h] what happened he was he was passed

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down the dumpster taco bell with a large

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stretch armstrong life-sized Stretch

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Armstrong so you want to wrap this up

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and we're gonna yeah so he took the dead

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million dead body back place in that

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coffin with glass on it head and display

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didn't god knows what with it that

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private that was his dozens coffee table

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yeah like 20 years su bang that thing

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Wow what are you doing your fertile

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sales so you had to their UFO all just

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came to see it in whatever everybody

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came by you know take pictures and you

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know discovered apparently government

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agents or people asking about it come

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around and say don't go see it you know

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it's just some hoax but perylene secret

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that offer large sums of money to buy it

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but she always refused don't look at it

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hey hey hey hey buddy hey buddy i got

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fifty thousand dollars if you give it to

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us

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but I guess something to substantiate it

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was Alan Greenfield apparently veteran

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UFO researcher shared the story in a but

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Brown Mountain investigation in 1970 he

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said one of my visits there frankly I

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don't remember which this nicely dressed

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local guy supposedly came to my motel

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room for no apparent reason then to warn

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me that lale was a local moonshiner at

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the time it seemed very normal but if

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bit unexpected he identified himself but

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his name disappeared from my memory but

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it was probably me poking around rural

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area that brought him to me to uphold

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local pride or whatever who but who

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knows maybe he was just a maid in black

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a thought that didn't strike me until

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years later he knew I was there what I

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was there for and wanted in wanted to in

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some fashion discredit the local contact

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he so he'd really some guy just walked

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up his hotel rooms a day you know don't

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get to see that guy he's just a crazy

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moonshiner yeah the guy [\h__\h] aliens

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leave him alone bad news you don't see

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what he does it it then he [\h__\h]

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phoenicians let me beyond beyond this

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insane story which you know it's just

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the personal account I'm this is

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probably told second third fourth hand

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at this point there is a video a night

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to night scope video of real quick of

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actual you know Brown Mountain lights so

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there is paranormal activity going on

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around the mountain and we don't know I

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mean there's been there's obviously

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disinformation that goes on with the UFO

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phenomenon this story could be it and

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the actual phenomenon could be real so

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we don't feel just to wrap it up over

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the guy Ralph died um the body is his uh

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his his shop his furniture shop was

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bulldozed for whatever reason and the

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body was lost never seen again of

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whatever that got age he did he die of

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AIDS or what happened they say why uh

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died at age 69 probably in 1978 could

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have been early grids yeah what happens

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when you have sex unprotected sex on

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Venus

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venereal diseases yeah you know that

394
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ever actually comes from Venus from

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venereal temples us if you think for

396
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that that's a good fun fact okay we

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gonna watch the lights videos I will see

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some proud lights okay and that that's

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from the National Geographic expedition

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the author of the story apparently went

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there and they saw some lights and they

402
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found the cave that kind of matched what

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whatever they had a the ralphie had told

404
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and they also apparently guys in

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government vehicles are taking pictures

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of them is just better if you read the

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whole article because we could go on for

408
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like ten more minutes just watches

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National Geographic we we are watching

410
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right now it's a night scope you know

411
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it's all green but you do see like a

412
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blue light pop up or an attorney it's

413
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moving in weird just like moving weird

414
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shape the same kind of I would say

415
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movement that a lightning bug or a

416
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firefly would move in but a there's some

417
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other weird stuff going on also that

418
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kind of looked like to me anyways lens

419
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flare yeah we're fractions I'd the

420
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lenses otherwise known as lens flare I

421
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don't discount I mean I mean because

422
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especially since the horizon line is

423
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right in line with the lens hey [\h__\h]

424
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with cameras use a [\h__\h] tripod or

425
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stand or sit down stop shaking the

426
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goddamn camera so much makes me angry

427
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I'll keep you on how long is this video

428
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it's three hours we're gonna see

429
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something three hours and you're only

430
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about 30 seconds yeah so the event

431
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occurs in the first like minute yeah we

432
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saw that so yeah we saw the event I mean

433
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that without additional that very well

434
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could've just been lens flare it's very

435
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tough time that he's doing it the lens

436
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is tipping down it's at the right angle

437
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you don't know what it is it's very

438
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inconclusive um it's not the same

439
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consistency of light you'd see in a nice

440
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shot where is basically shades of green

441
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is what your Excuse yeah that was like

442
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blue and red yeah so I don't know how

443
00:19:01,440 --> 00:18:59,149
that really I don't know how to make

444
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sense of that other than its

445
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not definitive but I mean yeah there's

446
00:19:08,129 --> 00:19:05,830
probably folklore around this mountain

447
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and there's probably other stories well

448
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there's the Native American sightings

449
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these lights dating back hundreds of

450
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years okay there you go and the lights

451
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:14,860
were seen in the 1800's by you know

452
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Western settlers from Europe and stuff

453
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so it's definitely not cars or trains so

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in the Brown Mountain uh the Brown

455
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Mountain overlook on NC highway worst is

456
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this is a North Carolina yeah I was

457
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gonna say we should go there is this

458
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parents from September to November's

459
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when you can see the lights what we're

460
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gonna do we can go to your [\h__\h] [\h__\h]

461
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then go to Brown Mountain my druthers

462
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good at bremen trolley okay I uh is

463
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there camping site we I mean not go we

464
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have to look into it one do some acid

465
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man UT jumping I got some peyote buttons

466
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bro no man I want to see you might wake

467
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up in a cave though with a Malaysian

468
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snails will take it ask you to take

469
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their garbage with you and want to start

470
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Truman go Venus my do it I like that

471
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story I like these goofy stories uh

472
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they're extra men reading the entire

473
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articles it does tie back into Kentucky

474
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goblins it would be another 10 minutes

475
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at least I uh the Kentucky goblins are

476
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very what what to touch on that more uh

477
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as just did like a whole show like you

478
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did with plan of X yeah we're doing

479
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research parts of it and talk about it

480
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the Kentucky goblins is so storied and

481
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its own eyes into this so this actual

482
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Brown Mountain mailing body can you tell

483
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us briefly how tight the Kentucky

484
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goblins tie into this um in two words

485
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it's same author of the story of Miss

486
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Universe she really likes to use what's

487
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their name this weekend weird they do

488
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what they can where's actually they do

489
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some really interesting articles and

490
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it's probably one the more consistent

491
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websites when it comes to paranormal UFO

492
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in these strange stories they do a great

493
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job I'd live to get one of those people

494
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on the show so the parent of a new

495
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goblin case in 2013 this contact he had

496
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mutual friends Terry risk guy he had no

497
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idea the personalized started digging

498
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found out this Terry risk guy who's a

499
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contact with him on who was a I guess it

500
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informed for his Kentucky goblin

501
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investigation

502
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apparently funded Terry are rescues a

503
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pseudonym an ex-military cultus

504
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interviewed two rather obscure books

505
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printed in the mid-90s a secret cipher

506
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of the univ UFO knots which i think one

507
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of us need to get one of these books and

508
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read it okay bye Wanda right the secret

509
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rituals of men in black these are

510
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particular books are about as fringes

511
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you can get blah blah blah you apology

512
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the sacred site for each party has

513
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interviewed the secret cipher book is

514
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the other interviews so knew about Mike

515
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and he interviews the guy that wrote

516
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that book and he wrote a cipher looks

517
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based off the book of the law were

518
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supposedly you can accurately predict

519
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when the next UFO sightings are based

520
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off different things that are set in the

521
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reports ecology yeah but so in brief the

522
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strange part is that the interviews

523
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dealt in these books with a sip one

524
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contact I'll holywell secret cave bases

525
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and special forces sent to maintain them

526
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which one party skipped was when the

527
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author is at the area or the lodge

528
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Stacey ADA they talked to the owners new

529
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owners gave a bunch of store he said

530
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there's a lot of military presence in

531
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the areas as I said with special forces

532
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training missions but they never

533
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believed it so that's where that ties in

534
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there all right interesting Special

535
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Forces training we get that with this uh

536
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weird phenomenon we get that with

537
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missing 411 we get that all over the

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place right the new sex hey I do want to

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give a James ago lets us if we get out